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you body rots and your spirit goes to heaven
you body rots and your spirit goes to heaven
Oct. 26th, 2010
Jokes.. and how they escalate...
Oct. 26th, 2010 04:02 pmTittle: Jokes.. and how they escalate...
Universe: Supernatural
Author: Kali
beta no yet
gender: Brotherly love
rated; G
Spoilers: None
Summary: Dean and Sam always had this prank wars that end up in a mess, this is the story of the first one.
A/N1:(THEN)Supernatural drabble/story/thingy, I started thinking about this this morning while changing dressings and it kinda came to life now...
A/N:(NOW) I tend to think on the weirdest things while preparing for stress, this came to me a while ago, but now it makes sense.
***
Sam woke up when something cold and slick moved near to his leg, and sat up in bed to find a huge snake, he screamed and moved away as fast as possible, so fast that he couldn't remember if Dean's laugh or Dad rushing through the door came first, but he does remember the second he noticed it was a fake rubber snake that Dean had in cold water before. and Dad wasn't amused.
That was one stupid joke his older brother had no right to play on him, of course he did it only because Sam painted nun robes over every girl on Dean's Only Playboy mag he could keep away from dad, and Sam did that because Dean accidentally *he claimed* left All of Sam's pants at Bobby's, left all his own pants on a laundromat before pushing Sam into a puddle of mud, and then while Sam had to stay at the motel went out to the movies, but he did it only because Sam ruined his fave shirt with giant sparkly pink sticky thingies, and Sam did that because Dean added nair on his shampoo and now he had this stupid *we girls will call it adorable* short haircut that made him look like a four year old... and he was 10 already!
Of course the Nair came after Dad sent Sam to call his eldest son who was talking to a girl on a diner and Sam cried and cried saying Dean left him on a park not telling him where he was, the girl gave Sam ice cream and ignored Dean ever more, and he did it only because Dean found the ugliest ever Clown costume and jumped him when he opened the motel's room door, Sam really cried that time, Dean said he was sorry... but Sam needed revenge!
Even after Dad told them to cut the crap out they kept doing it, Dean put dolls in Sam's school bag and the whole school saw them when mysteriously it tore open right after first period, So when Dad arrived and had Dean' beeper back, Sam sent a message "thanks for last night, love. Roberto" Dad looked at him funny for a while and gave him the "Condom talk" again with extra bits that had Dean in three shades of red.
After the message and the snake things kinda were fine for a couple of days, maybe because Dean was working out like crazy, that has been the only way for John to control him, after one night police called asking for Dean Winchester's parents, the trip to the station were tense, Dad even asked Sam, very serious, if this wasn' one of his jokes, turns out that Dean has been gambling
'what were you thinking Dean, poker?' Dad said mad 'you're not even 15 for chrissakes' Dean was sitting right behind him
'Is not that serious, and I'm making good money, is better than the cards... less dangerous' he explained, but he was banned to walk around, they went to school and then Dean was working out and after he was meant to stay at their room. that's why Sam was so mad when Dad took only Dean to catch an angry spirit, he wanted to go too, made a whole show because he wanted to go too.
"bad luck runt, I want dinner warm when we get back" teased Dean at the door.
by the time Dean and John came back Sam was asleep, the angry spirit gone and they were fine, at least for the next four days, dad went away and the boys stayed in school, Sam only get to pull one more joke on his brother, Dad's old leather jacket, the one Dean wore day and night, Sam took it and hid it at school, on his gym locker, then he woke up in the middle of the night to see his older brother crying, still looking for his jacket, and he felt bad, how could he be so mean, Dean never hurt him for real...
It was exactly one week after the night Dad and Dean went after the spirit that a guy went missing, at least kids at school said that some kid others dared to go at night to the Murphy's haunted house were missing "they say you can hear screams on that house again... because he's there...." whispered someone to Sam at lunch, and he of course had to tell dad.
It was late and Sam and Dad entered the house, Dean was nowhere to be found and John Winchester had a million things in his head, maybe he was out with a girl or studying, or gambling again against his direct order, he had a list of things he'd like to do to his son for going missing like that, but first had to finish this angry spirit, hopefully without having Sammy hurt, the kid had an EMF reader in his hand and the thing was going crazy, so Dad got the sawed off and started walking ahead, they heard steps and a voice and followed it, more sounds and the needle on their devise was jumping again, dad prepared his gun and pointed Sam the door, Sam got his gun and turned the knob
At three both jumped into the room, Dad fell flat on his back, Sam screamed and Dean screamed.
***
'Don't want to hear your voices or I'll smack you two black and blue!!' Yelled John the moment they got in the car 'and I don't want to ever EVER hear of your jokes again, is that clear?' both kids nodded 'I can't hear you!!!' *damn parents never make their minds* and both boys went for the safe 'yes sir' too scared to say anything else, after a beat Sam pulled Dean sleeve 'I have your jacket I'll give it back... I'm sorry... I didn't meant to make you cry...' Dean smiled 'Don't worry Sammy... ' sighed 'as long a it's safe... I'm sorry I tried to scare you there...' motioned with his head to the house and snorted 'never occurred to me you'd tell Dad...' Sam smiled too 'yeah that was kinda dumb' both chuckled while Dean pulled his brother close.
Surrounded by his arm and feeling safe and cared for Sam felt guilty 'I'm sorry about the mag...' Dean shrugged 'but the clown...' said whinny
'hey! I said I was sorry for that!!' Dean's voice loud enough to be heard and both held their breaths.
Dad first grunted and then started laughing, scaring both kids 'What were you two thinking!? this jokes aren't even fun...' and he kept laughing until they got to the motel and while his sons got ready for bed.
When Dad got close they were moving from brushing their teeth *it is weird how they tend to do those things together* 'Hey.. rascals' both turned 'seriously, no more pranks okay?' the usual Yessir were heard and John kissed Sammy's head and held Dean close for a second 'good night boys' both kids smiled.
Years after, they started another pranks war, after all they were together again and they will be with Dad in no time.
***
The end
Universe: Supernatural
Author: Kali
beta no yet
gender: Brotherly love
rated; G
Spoilers: None
Summary: Dean and Sam always had this prank wars that end up in a mess, this is the story of the first one.
A/N1:(THEN)Supernatural drabble/story/thingy, I started thinking about this this morning while changing dressings and it kinda came to life now...
A/N:(NOW) I tend to think on the weirdest things while preparing for stress, this came to me a while ago, but now it makes sense.
***
Sam woke up when something cold and slick moved near to his leg, and sat up in bed to find a huge snake, he screamed and moved away as fast as possible, so fast that he couldn't remember if Dean's laugh or Dad rushing through the door came first, but he does remember the second he noticed it was a fake rubber snake that Dean had in cold water before. and Dad wasn't amused.
That was one stupid joke his older brother had no right to play on him, of course he did it only because Sam painted nun robes over every girl on Dean's Only Playboy mag he could keep away from dad, and Sam did that because Dean accidentally *he claimed* left All of Sam's pants at Bobby's, left all his own pants on a laundromat before pushing Sam into a puddle of mud, and then while Sam had to stay at the motel went out to the movies, but he did it only because Sam ruined his fave shirt with giant sparkly pink sticky thingies, and Sam did that because Dean added nair on his shampoo and now he had this stupid *we girls will call it adorable* short haircut that made him look like a four year old... and he was 10 already!
Of course the Nair came after Dad sent Sam to call his eldest son who was talking to a girl on a diner and Sam cried and cried saying Dean left him on a park not telling him where he was, the girl gave Sam ice cream and ignored Dean ever more, and he did it only because Dean found the ugliest ever Clown costume and jumped him when he opened the motel's room door, Sam really cried that time, Dean said he was sorry... but Sam needed revenge!
Even after Dad told them to cut the crap out they kept doing it, Dean put dolls in Sam's school bag and the whole school saw them when mysteriously it tore open right after first period, So when Dad arrived and had Dean' beeper back, Sam sent a message "thanks for last night, love. Roberto" Dad looked at him funny for a while and gave him the "Condom talk" again with extra bits that had Dean in three shades of red.
After the message and the snake things kinda were fine for a couple of days, maybe because Dean was working out like crazy, that has been the only way for John to control him, after one night police called asking for Dean Winchester's parents, the trip to the station were tense, Dad even asked Sam, very serious, if this wasn' one of his jokes, turns out that Dean has been gambling
'what were you thinking Dean, poker?' Dad said mad 'you're not even 15 for chrissakes' Dean was sitting right behind him
'Is not that serious, and I'm making good money, is better than the cards... less dangerous' he explained, but he was banned to walk around, they went to school and then Dean was working out and after he was meant to stay at their room. that's why Sam was so mad when Dad took only Dean to catch an angry spirit, he wanted to go too, made a whole show because he wanted to go too.
"bad luck runt, I want dinner warm when we get back" teased Dean at the door.
by the time Dean and John came back Sam was asleep, the angry spirit gone and they were fine, at least for the next four days, dad went away and the boys stayed in school, Sam only get to pull one more joke on his brother, Dad's old leather jacket, the one Dean wore day and night, Sam took it and hid it at school, on his gym locker, then he woke up in the middle of the night to see his older brother crying, still looking for his jacket, and he felt bad, how could he be so mean, Dean never hurt him for real...
It was exactly one week after the night Dad and Dean went after the spirit that a guy went missing, at least kids at school said that some kid others dared to go at night to the Murphy's haunted house were missing "they say you can hear screams on that house again... because he's there...." whispered someone to Sam at lunch, and he of course had to tell dad.
It was late and Sam and Dad entered the house, Dean was nowhere to be found and John Winchester had a million things in his head, maybe he was out with a girl or studying, or gambling again against his direct order, he had a list of things he'd like to do to his son for going missing like that, but first had to finish this angry spirit, hopefully without having Sammy hurt, the kid had an EMF reader in his hand and the thing was going crazy, so Dad got the sawed off and started walking ahead, they heard steps and a voice and followed it, more sounds and the needle on their devise was jumping again, dad prepared his gun and pointed Sam the door, Sam got his gun and turned the knob
At three both jumped into the room, Dad fell flat on his back, Sam screamed and Dean screamed.
***
'Don't want to hear your voices or I'll smack you two black and blue!!' Yelled John the moment they got in the car 'and I don't want to ever EVER hear of your jokes again, is that clear?' both kids nodded 'I can't hear you!!!' *damn parents never make their minds* and both boys went for the safe 'yes sir' too scared to say anything else, after a beat Sam pulled Dean sleeve 'I have your jacket I'll give it back... I'm sorry... I didn't meant to make you cry...' Dean smiled 'Don't worry Sammy... ' sighed 'as long a it's safe... I'm sorry I tried to scare you there...' motioned with his head to the house and snorted 'never occurred to me you'd tell Dad...' Sam smiled too 'yeah that was kinda dumb' both chuckled while Dean pulled his brother close.
Surrounded by his arm and feeling safe and cared for Sam felt guilty 'I'm sorry about the mag...' Dean shrugged 'but the clown...' said whinny
'hey! I said I was sorry for that!!' Dean's voice loud enough to be heard and both held their breaths.
Dad first grunted and then started laughing, scaring both kids 'What were you two thinking!? this jokes aren't even fun...' and he kept laughing until they got to the motel and while his sons got ready for bed.
When Dad got close they were moving from brushing their teeth *it is weird how they tend to do those things together* 'Hey.. rascals' both turned 'seriously, no more pranks okay?' the usual Yessir were heard and John kissed Sammy's head and held Dean close for a second 'good night boys' both kids smiled.
Years after, they started another pranks war, after all they were together again and they will be with Dad in no time.
***
The end