LMAO!!!

Dec. 22nd, 2009 05:26 pm
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I swear to God I didn't made this up, its just the way it was Iraq included and all LOL

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In June I punched [livejournal.com profile] dienw in the arm (-10 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday I gave [livejournal.com profile] annabeth_fics a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-979 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
szarabasjka

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